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Post by Nick McRae on Jun 5, 2006 16:51:16 GMT
This one could be offensive to some people - but kept me and my mates laughing for ages!
What's better than winning paraolympic gold?
Having legs.
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Post by chrisfinch on Jun 6, 2006 10:53:48 GMT
I told you it would work Nick ;D
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Post by Nick McRae on Jun 6, 2006 11:28:31 GMT
Heh - killed the thread for sure!
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Post by Hurricane on Jun 6, 2006 15:05:42 GMT
I don't get the joke but whatever...
Here's another one:
What's a blonde with a blue belly button? --> one with a blonde boyfriend!
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Post by evospi on Jun 7, 2006 9:20:45 GMT
A pity I can't see any EDIT: Ok, I was talking about hurricane's pictures...
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Post by mbmz3 on Jun 13, 2006 23:43:15 GMT
All these are from American Way Magazine from American Airlines, dated June 1, article Tuned In.
Country Music Song titles.
- You done me wrong and In need a beer. - Beauty’s in the eye of the Beer holder. - Let’s do something cheap and superficial. - Let me love the leavin’ from your mind. - All I want from you (Is Always). - My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. - If whiskey were a woman, I’d be married for sure. - She got the gold mine I got the shaft. - I bought the shoes that just walked out on me. - The pint of no return. - She’s actin’ single…I’m drinkin’ doubles. - I got you on my conscience but at least you’re off my back. - Walk out backwards slowly so I’ll think you’re walking in. - I guess I had your leavin’ coming. - I’d rather pass another kidney stone than another night with you. - If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. - Just how bad do you want to feel good? - Does my ring hurt your finger? (When you go out at night) - Mama get the hammer.(There’s a fly on papa’s head) - What made Milwaukee famous (has made a loser out of me) - Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure. - I’ve got the hungries for your love and I’m waiting in your welfare line - My John Deere was breaking your field, while your dear John was breaking my heart. - I want a beer as cold as my ex-wife’s heart - If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? - I’m drinkin’ Christmas dinner (all alone this year) - It ain’t easy being easy. - You’re the hangnail in my life, and I can’t bite you off. - I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
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Post by Vivski on Jun 14, 2006 13:02:57 GMT
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Post by Nick McRae on Jun 14, 2006 16:59:02 GMT
Heh. That's why lower league football in England is the best!
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Post by Mitch on Jun 15, 2006 7:47:56 GMT
LOL! As the video says... Ronaldinho could learn something. Hopefully he does it against Aus ;D
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Post by evospi on Jun 16, 2006 10:07:22 GMT
Mitch you're betraying your own country
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Post by Hurricane on Jul 7, 2006 21:39:13 GMT
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Post by evospi on Jul 7, 2006 23:12:31 GMT
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Post by Curt on Jul 8, 2006 8:40:02 GMT
I also can't see the images, but that joke is great ;D ;D
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Post by Hurricane on Jul 23, 2006 10:52:47 GMT
Stupid 'non-hotlinking' scripts ;D
Another translated from Dutch:
Jan is a toddler, and on his way to school in the morning, he always stops by the baker's shop. He steps in and he asks: "Do you have carrot pie?". The baker answers: "No, I don't have carrot pie" Jan: "Darn". The next day again, Jan comes in the shop and asks if the baker's got carrot pie. Again the baker answers that he hasn't got any. Jan: "Darn". Next day, same story. The baker doesn't have carrot pie, and when Jan leaves the shop after saying "Darn". The baker thinks by himself: "he comes back every day asking for carrot pie, now I will make one and please that little boy tomorrow, with a fresh carrot pie!". So the next day Jan comes in the shop and asks: "Do you have carrot pie?" The baker answers: "Yes little Jan, I've made a carrot pie!" And so Jan answers: "Nasty isn't it?"
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Post by Hurricane on Jul 25, 2006 22:17:32 GMT
This is a website I've made with some friends of mine. Under the motto "Better laugh with yourself, than with somebody else": www.cose.be/a website full of pictures of... well... me. And other weird people ;D (above the picture is the link to the English version)
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