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Post by Roo on Sept 7, 2006 2:18:24 GMT
"I can see in the dark!" boasted Craig. "Well how come we see you walking down the street at night with a flashlight?" asks one of the men. "So that people don't run into me."
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Post by Roo on Sept 7, 2006 2:23:18 GMT
Ummm, yeah. What else can you say about this one?
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Post by Nick McRae on Sept 7, 2006 8:22:21 GMT
I'm surprised that the hut is still standing with information like that being given out!
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Post by dannz on Sept 7, 2006 10:25:01 GMT
I'm surprised that the hut is still standing with information like that being given out!
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Post by Vivski on Sept 7, 2006 10:49:40 GMT
We've got a few of them in Victoria. I never trust them... just read the road as I see it. There's a cracker on a road I drive quite regularly where it says 15km/h right and there are just no sharp corners in the next 500m.
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Post by Roo on Sept 8, 2006 2:46:11 GMT
We've got a few of them in Victoria. I never trust them... just read the road as I see it. Tassie is worse. Many of the roads, especially on the west coast, are very windy and signposting every single corner is just not feasible. So it's no wonder many of the rally drivers in Targa Tasmania crash out on the last day i.e. West Coast, let alone the countless tourists who use the road every other day.
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Post by Roo on Sept 14, 2006 6:24:22 GMT
Geez you New Zealander's are a funny bunch. I didn't know that "Sheep Rape" was such a problem, let alone a road hazard! ;D
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Post by Roo on Sept 14, 2006 6:52:44 GMT
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Post by dannz on Sept 14, 2006 9:37:54 GMT
Sheep Rape! lol I dont really remember that KFC ad though.
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Post by dannz on Sept 14, 2006 11:58:47 GMT
Heres one: This guy who worked at an office who was feeling a little down that day. His boss aproached him and said "When I feel a bit down, I like to go home to my wife and have a bit of fun, if you know what I mean, then I feel much better. The guy knew what he was talking about and went home to try it. He came back to work the next day and the boss asked "How do you feel now?" The guy said "I feel fine! thanks for that!" Then said "By the way, youve got a nice house."
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Post by Mitch on Sept 20, 2006 12:10:27 GMT
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Post by dannz on Sept 20, 2006 12:17:10 GMT
OMG that's funny lol!
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Post by Roo on Aug 1, 2008 11:48:52 GMT
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Post by mbmz3 on Aug 28, 2008 0:45:34 GMT
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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