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Post by Nick McRae on Aug 31, 2008 19:41:41 GMT
haha! That football video is rather funny too - can't help but feel he went down ever so easily though
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Post by sx4fan on Oct 24, 2008 13:41:30 GMT
I'm not quite sure how funny it will be for you guys, but... There're some english phrases that sound like phrases in russian, but with a completely different and often unpleasant meaning... Note: it's not a translation, it what they sound like.
English - Russian
What can I do? = I'll find some vodka
Yellow-blue bus = I love you
Serve coffee = a church
Horror show = good
near bird = don't f-ck my brain)
True bar = a tube
Our device is Korea = take on clothes faster
Pale Man = meat dumplings
Blue Water = vomit
Tall chalk = WC
Peace Duke = S-cker
Peace Death = f-ck doom
Chop is dish - What a bullsh-t!
your buuny wrote - scrwed in your mouth))
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Post by mbmz3 on Aug 22, 2009 17:46:43 GMT
And from the Father of the Year!!!!
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours? "He replied,"No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.
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Post by Nick McRae on Aug 24, 2009 11:01:23 GMT
Haha.
Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?
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Post by mbmz3 on Nov 27, 2009 15:39:14 GMT
Winter Statics
98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH nuts' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM TEXAS AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.'
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