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Post by grenville on May 2, 2009 23:09:40 GMT
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Post by Will on May 2, 2009 23:52:06 GMT
"Yeah I had to catch up to my safari tour bus."
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Post by Roo on May 3, 2009 1:18:07 GMT
Colin - "Guess these aren't my lucky socks anymore..."
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Post by tfliprex on May 3, 2009 1:48:53 GMT
"Mayday, mayday... I seem to have lost my pants." Flip
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Post by grenville on May 3, 2009 4:31:26 GMT
Reporter- "Colin what happened?" Colin- "Why don't you ask the welsh wizard!"
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Post by Will on May 3, 2009 10:24:20 GMT
Colin - "Guess these aren't my lucky socks anymore..." LOLOLOLOL
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Post by Mixa on May 3, 2009 11:26:58 GMT
Colin: "we have stopped at the stage" Team: "What is the problem,Colin." Colin: "I just stopped to change the front tire but the spectators came to help me and stole it and we dont have spare tyres left because we have changed them all. Now I have a huge bunch of people around me and all of them wants to rip the car into the pieces. Team: "We knew this would happen. You know,it was the reason why we didnt given you the Impreza." Colin: "I knew it!..... wait the guy at the cap just stolen a piece of an axle or something,cant see it very well." Team: "Just try to hang on there and see we dont lose more parts this time. Service truck is on its way!" Ok its not too funny but it could actually happen. I still remember what happened with Mäkinen and the Lancer years back
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Post by Hurricane on May 3, 2009 14:24:26 GMT
"Quick! Tell me what to do before they even steal the antenna!"
God, have I missed this topic. ;D
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Post by Vivski on May 3, 2009 16:24:32 GMT
Colin: "We have a flat on the left front." Local: "I have a bike pump, will that help?"
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David Attenborough: "Here we see a rally driver in its natural habitat. The bright markings around its head and torso have attracted some interest from a group of locals who have moved in for a closer look. Inside the vehicle, the driver can move at great speed. However, outside its pale hind legs make it vulnerable to the hot African sun. Without water, this driver will not survive the hash climate. The driver uses complex communication to send out a distress call to its family. A rescue party will soon arrive to protect the driver and escort it back to the safely of the herd."
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Post by grenville on May 3, 2009 19:44:47 GMT
Marcus tests out the FIA's new budget cuts. No tables, chairs, or hospitality tents.
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Post by Will on May 3, 2009 21:36:32 GMT
'That's not my coke can.'
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Post by Roo on May 4, 2009 0:18:52 GMT
Reporter - "Why are you sitting out here?" Marcus - "Malcolm isn't very happy with me." Reporter - "Is that because of your crash on Stage 5?" Marcus - "No, it's because I took the last of the pasta..."
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Post by Roo on May 4, 2009 0:21:59 GMT
Reporter- "Colin what happened?" Colin- "Why don't you ask the welsh wizard!" Hahaha! The reporter would have a fair bit of trouble trying to find a Welsh wizard! ;D
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Post by FordTeamRS on May 4, 2009 0:47:11 GMT
2 seconds later Marcus drops his plate..."Pasta all over the road! All over the road!"
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Post by Vivski on May 4, 2009 2:01:51 GMT
Marcus: "This fork has only 3 prongs, there's no knife and I have this whole plate of pasta & salad to go. I am fed up with this lunch!"
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